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Hey all, little update here.

So, this is gonna be kind of a blunt sort of thing, but here goes nothing.

After December 13th, or whenever the Fuck it was, when tumblr basically banned everyone for being horny as fucking shit, I kind of. Dropped off. I was unsatisfied with the site as a whole for a fair while, but this was the nail in the coffin for me.

Here’s the part that I want to preface with a statement that you should read this all the way through because I don’t want people getting the wrong idea.

So, I mainly only came to tumblr for nsfw subjects and such (if that gets flagged I swear to cunt I will shit my soul). HOWEVER. I had many non nsfw experiences and interactions that were absolutely lovely. The friends I’ve made here are absolute lads, and I wouldn’t trade them for the world.

So yeah. I’m kind of done with tumblr. Will I be deleting my blog? No. Will I never check things? No. Will I respond to Dms? Most likely. If you want to contact me, I’m on discord, just join the farragofiction discord (which can be found on @jadedresearcher ’s website) and look for the guy named goose in the “people online” tab. That’s me, and I rarely get friend requests so if you send one in more than likely to accept it.

See you dudes on the flipside. Be safe, be smart, be kind.

(Shout out to @connectingtopogo, @yearnfulnode, @existentialburden, and @firanka-mipinska in particular for being absolute goods who deserve all of the kindness and joy from the world and success in all of their brave endeavors. Follow them. Please. It will improve your life.)

yearnfulnode
yearnfulnode

you know you truly are fucked as a minority when YOUR situation is the one other minorities point at when they say “i could be worse off”.

doomboye

Hey man. It’s alright. Do you want to talk? Drinking won’t solve your problem, whatever it is.

yearnfulnode

it’s more ideation than anything (i can’t drink for shit anyway because my liver works on nothing) but it’s cool. don’t want to bother. thanks though.

doomboye

I really wouldn’t mind though… I’m not doing anything important. And ideation is still dangerous…

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biggest-gaudiest-fish

Dear teen girls,

exposing-the-bullshit

Stop abusing your boyfriends and yes what you are doing is abuse.

Stop:

  • Yelling at him in front of his friends 
  • Hitting or slapping him when he does or says something you don’t like
  • Telling him he doesn’t have a choice when it comes to decisions that involve both of you 
  • Telling him he can’t hang out with friends because you don’t like him
  • Telling him to not talk to other girls even if they are his friend
  • Forcing him to spend every moment with you 
  • Belittling him and pointing out all his flaws
  • Calling him stupid or making fun of him for making a mistake
  • Threatening to break up with him if he doesn’t do what you want
  • Being emotionally manipulative and crying until he does what you want
  • Accusing him of cheating every time he’s not with you
  • Blow up is phone if he doesn’t text you every five minutes 
  • Telling him you are the must thing that has ever happened to him and no one else will love
  • Physically attacking him when ever you are mad
  • Forcing him to have sex despite that fact that he said he didn’t want to
  • Invading his privacy by going through his phone
  • Getting mad at him for changing his password and demanding he tell you what it is

If a guy did any of these things to a girl it would be considered abuse but since its the other way around its considered normal. Throughout High school I saw many girl treating their boyfriends like shit. Sometime even physically abusing them in the hallways and no one trying to stop it because its a girl attacking a boy. 

Boys: If your girlfriend does anything on this list leave her. It is abuse and you deserve better.

Girls: if you find your self doing anything on this list to your boyfriend you need to knock it off because you are being abusive. 

dynastylnoire

!!!!!!!!

My brother was abused by his babies mom and it started like this and escalated to child abuse and neglect.

You don’t deserve to be screamed at, ignored, or assaulted.

Not showing affection when she wants or not hugging her before class) or missing a phone call doesn’t warrant getting cussed out or hit.

fvlani

Lol, I lost 5 followers from reblogging this. That’s fine, y'all can go

onlyblackgirl

Whole lot of grown women do this too.

monsters-and-teeth

Just wanna throw these in too

  • Being passive aggressive with him when he wants to spend time with friends or doing other things 
  • controlling when he’s able to go out with friends
  • Breaking up his friendships with other girls just because you’re insecure
  • Making him feel like his opinions in decisions that affect the both of you are irrelevant and don’t matter
  • SENDING HIS NUMBER TO STRANGERS TO TEST IF HE’S LOYAL OR NOT
  • testing him in anyway in general without his knowledge or permission (example: catfishing! it’s manipulative and weird don’t fucking do that)
  • taking money/credit cards without permission to spend on things without his knowledge ( had an ex friend do this constantly to her boyfriend and she’d always condone it because “he’ll get over it” )
  • guilting him for hanging out with friends/family over you  and making him choose between you and friends/family
  • telling him “you don’t love me if you *insert harmless activity he wants to do here* “
  • being rude or mean to him in front of others to assert dominance or power over him
  • downloading apps to spy on his phone activity (yes, this is a thing “”regular”” people do) or snooping on his social media to see who he’s talking to
  • hitting him, slapping him, punching him, shoving him. literally how do people not understand slapping your male partner is bad. people tend to find this funny in media and society and its weird. KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF YOUR PARTNER WITHOUT PERMISSION. 

I come from a family of very forward and manipulative women and i see it in media all the time. it’s fucked and people need to not be accepting of young girls acting like snot-nosed, abusive shit heads that think they can get away with manipulation and cruelty because they happen to be girls.

alwaysbewoke

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and let me add this. ABUSIVE TEEN GIRLFRIENDS TURN INTO ABUSIVE GROWN ASS WOMEN GIRLFRIENDS WHO TURN INTO ABUSIVE WIVES.

if you have an abusive teen or young adult gf right now fellas, leave. don’t let her use you to get her shit right. you’ll be so fucked up by the time she gets it together if she ever does and believe that most likely she won’t.  

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spoonmeb

Can i just add that ive seen young queer girls do this to their girlfriends. Girls can be abusers and you are right to leave. 

purpleandpinkhouses

Women/young girls can definitely be just as abusive. I knew a young man that got ran over and had his leg broken by his girlfriend because (in her words he annoyed her) He refused to press charges. Another young lady started to hit her ex boyfriend because he wouldn’t take her back because of the abuse. He called the cops on her and they literally started laughing at him because she was very petite in comparison to him. Anyone can be abusive and I wish more people understood that.

m4dh4ttey266

dammit I’d spam my blog if i reblog this more than once but dude this is really important.

itsabigjaz

Oh my god. This is so important.

papi-chulo-bucky

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

siryouarebeingmocked

>and let me add this. ABUSIVE TEEN GIRLFRIENDS TURN INTO ABUSIVE GROWN ASS WOMEN GIRLFRIENDS WHO TURN INTO ABUSIVE WIVES.

I’d like to think that at least SOME of them get effective therapy at some point. I wonder what that’s like, to look back and go “God help me, I’m an abuser.”

doomboye

Important words

Source: exposing-the-bullshit
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thebootydiaries

Me:*is doin me*

Yall:*are mad*

masochist-incarnate

You ran over my child

randombirdbitch

You stabbed my brother

geminispacebabe

You made me drop my hot pocket.

call-me-america

You stole my house

memein-dream

you trampled my crops, burnt my house down, and stabbed me in the gut

krystalprism

You started the plague

galaxy-ruler-kitty-supreme

You flooded the earth

bonafideliar

You wrecked my cabbage cart

starstuckstudent

You poisoned our water supply, burned our crops and delivered a plague unto our houses!

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You fired Greek fire onto the roman camp

the-german-russian-skinwalker

You flew to Close to the sun

dragonsbanelegacy

You ate pant 

killmylonelyart

you owe me twenty bucks

off-white-and-cherry-red

You told me my nail polish colour was too funky!

wethepotterheads0214

You told me books cant be friends!

laurel-at-bay

You killed a fish I was babysitting

tumtum232

You did it to em

sea-anon

You woke me up from my eternal slumber

biggest-gaudiest-fish

You stole my fries

doomboye

y o u f u c k e d u p m y f a c e

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k9bf

trans guy: i feel dysphoric
cis ally: ur literally the handsomest manly dude guy bro dude man i ever seen before in my life my guy dude! just because you’re biologically a woman doesnt mean you aren’t super manly and handsome!! honestly wow your jawline is so sharp cut me with your jaw daddy father sir

pocketflugs

for cis people asking what they should say, here’s a few suggestions:

- don’t overdo it (the reason why this example is Bad is because the cis person overuses all these masculine words and it’s too extreme).

- don’t say anything about how he is ‘biologically a woman’. never mention that to a trans person. ever.

- don’t shower him with compliments. yes, one or two might be good, but he isn’t asking you to confirm that he looks male (most of the time).

- do show sympathy. tell him you’re sorry that he feels that way and try to comfort him if you can (and if you try to comfort him, refer to the points above this one so you don’t do anything wrong).

- do ask if you can help. if he says that you can’t, leave him alone till he’s feeling better (or maybe try to cheer him up by changing the subject).

- do tell him you’re there for him, if all else fails. if anything, you can make him feel better by reminding him that he has a friend.

edgy-egalitarian

I really like this post because it’s honestly really helpful and doesn’t shit on cis people for being ignorant in this situation.

superkingkestrel

Thank u I needed this as a cis 0w0′

doomboye

You know. I support this post, its good advice. But I feel like people are forgetting that.

These things are kind of just.

Basic rules of social interaction and comforting someone.

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sylferino

good alternatives to tumblr:

  • Google: you can search anything you want, even NSFW there are like no restrictions except you cant follow other people
  • CNN: pretty sure theres no CP here or someone will get in big trouble. also a place to find interesting news stories
  • Barbie.com: you can play fun dress up games on your mom’s laptop while shes not using it. its really funy I played it nonstop when I was younger at an indefinite age
  • pornhub: all the not safe for work content youd like!
  • Amazon: a good place to spend money rather than tumblr scams
  • Reddit: it’s like tumblr but a lot bigger and a lot more white supremacists
  • https://www.worldwildlife.org: panda mascot
  • exhentai: panda mascot
  • https://www.myersbriggs.org/my-mbti-personality-type/mbti-basics/: place you can find out your meyers briggs personality type

if there arw any others, you guys think of, reblog with it!! screw tumblr!!!!!!!!!☕

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